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{"type":"standard","title":"Floritettix","displaytitle":"Floritettix","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109115861","titles":{"canonical":"Floritettix","normalized":"Floritettix","display":"Floritettix"},"pageid":68935514,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Floritettix_aptera_-_inat_73682398.jpg/330px-Floritettix_aptera_-_inat_73682398.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Floritettix_aptera_-_inat_73682398.jpg","width":1858,"height":1393},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1199683108","tid":"e739b1c1-bd3e-11ee-b6b2-1d6fa6aeefe7","timestamp":"2024-01-27T18:07:16Z","description":"Genus of grasshoppers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floritettix","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floritettix?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floritettix?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Floritettix"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floritettix","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Floritettix","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floritettix?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Floritettix"}},"extract":"Floritettix is a genus of spur-throated grasshoppers in the family Acrididae. There are about 13 described species in Floritettix, found in North America.","extract_html":"
Floritettix is a genus of spur-throated grasshoppers in the family Acrididae. There are about 13 described species in Floritettix, found in North America.
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The German-American Treue der Union Monument, is located in the Kendall County community of Comfort in the U.S. state of Texas. It was dedicated on August 10, 1866 to commemorate the German-Texans who died at the 1862 Nueces massacre. Thirty-four were killed, some executed after being taken prisoner, for refusing to sign loyalty oaths to the Confederacy. With the exception of those drowned in the Rio Grande, the remains of the murdered are buried at the site of the monument. This monument was the first authorized to fly the Star-Spangled Banner at half-mast in perpetuity.\nIt was listed on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places in 1978.
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Route 412, also known as Seal Cove Road, is a 13.5-kilometre-long (8.4 mi) east–west highway on the Baie Verte Peninsula of Newfoundland in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. It connects the town of Seal Cove, along the community of Wild Cove, with Baie Verte and Route 410.
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