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Marengo is a genus of Asian jumping spiders that was first described by George and Elizabeth Peckham in 1892. The name is derived from Marengo, a village in Italy and the name of Napoleon's horse.
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Clayeures is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in north-eastern France.
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